case # 062693 - a. grande
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MISSING ALIEN ELF
what separates you from your professional persona?

how do u spend your downtime?

what's something u want to accomplish or dip ur toes in outside your career? a hobby? another job? w/e !!
ariana grande  last possibly seen:
wanting to 69 wich'ya (no shit), r.e.m beauty labs, boarding a bubble to oz, squinting and yuh'ing
indentifying qualities
high ponytail, 100 inch heels, frequent yuh'ing, allegedly fucking til the daylight, "diva behavior", only shown from right side of face, MUST be carried.
known whereabouts [scroll]
authorities suspect the identity of Ariana Grande can be linked to none other than boca raton's ariana 'ari' grande-butera. ari, the woman behind the Ariana Grande persona, confirms she is living her best life feeling both fulfilled and thrilled to be working on her dream project, spending time as present as possible in the now, disconnected from socials, and wearing her hair down letting her natural curls breathe in the privacy of her loved ones. ari confirms that while Ariana can be found fucking til the daylight, ari prefers tryna go to bed at sensible time but if is up til said daylight, it's playing mario party & kart. authorities can also confirm ari can walk herself and actually loves wearing crocs while doing so.

if you have any questions about the whereabouts of Ariana Grande, her lack of social presence, and lack of music career persona, authorities suggest (politely) sucking a dick. ari, while missing seeing her babes on tour and immense studio time, is spending her time with the fullest heart she's ever had.
last known statement [scroll]
my bbluvs, in all seriousness, it's been difficult for me to step away from the life i've been living for a consistent 12 years. in this process i have spread my wings into territories i never dreamt of before and am fulfilling areas of my heart i did not know existed until now. i value my privacy a lot more, i value the hard work of exploring new career paths, i value disconnecting and staying present the most. and whew bitch, do i value not having twitter and tmz up my ass. i implore you to explore the things that scare you, try something new, and allow yourself to go off the grid of your usual path. love u, so very much. stay kind.