case # 042223 - p. smallz
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MISSING pigsons case
MISSING pigsons case
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who would u want as your pig sidekick? no pig is off limits (babe, peppa, miss, spider, etc !)
would u carry a pig up a mountain for 15 yrs and then carry madame zeroni up a mountain to make all your greatest wishes & wildest dreams come true? & what are said dreams/wishes?
are u in the market to adopt & give a pig, cat, or dog a loving home? come on down to orange twins rescue !
take this, u won't regret it
piggy smallz
sightings:ariana grande's zoo of a home, putting away some gourmet ass slop, shitting on ariana's pillow, fortnite 2021, heading out
loves laying on chests, has the cutest oink in all the land, an appetite for bra straps, thinks she's one of the dogs, does NOT enjoy jokes about being eaten >:(
twitter/ig/stan authorities suspect piggy smallz has gone missing and thus have filed this report. 100000001 jokes, tweets, & memes later owner ariana grande has cleared the air regarding piggy smallz's whereabouts reassuring she is alive and well!
piggy herself had this to say on the matter: [snort oink squeal in happy] !
ariana: "piggy is with the twins right now while i am away, and she is being taken such good care of, and she is happy, healthy, & thriving ! brian makes her the most beautiful dinners and they're taking such good care of her. sheâs very happy. i miss her a lot. unfortunately, she couldn't make the flight. she was busy, she couldn't get on the plane to london. she had a lot of meetings that day."
piggy herself had this to say on the matter: [snort oink squeal in happy] !
case closed !