SUBJECT: re: let's get incohearent yee (not spam !) DATE: whatever today is 2021
from: ari@insanejournal.com
to: celeb@insanejournal.com
we're back bbs! next week i will be holding round 2 of last year's infamous incohearent game on ... drum roll pls

tuesday 11/23/21 @ 6:30pst/9:30est

if you are interested please see the details below as the rules will still be the same. if you need to see last years example please click here! to rsvp, hit the reply button at the bottom and comment w the word "balls" or simply "i'm in" or text my toll free # at 1-800-@arigrande (standard data rates may apply in the cost of redvines) my office hours are open for questions & suggestions. if u do not rsvp do not fret! you are welcome to hop in and join at any time, but an rsvp allows me to remind you.

p.s. here's another unsolicted dik-dik pic (yes, she's sfw)
p.p.s.last years 2020 champion maude apatow will be joining us! congratulations maude on being yuh enterprises employee of the yr! will she continue her streak? or will we crown a new employee of the year? stay tuned!
p.p.p.s. a big no thank u to karen for eating my lunch in the fridge: melty irresistible polenta bites w/ sauteed wild mushrooms and grated fontina. u have deprived my tastebuds of being happy today. hope ur stomach is happy!
ariana grande
ceo of yuh enterprises
phone: 1-800-@arigrande
fax: who faxes anymore
sent by my retired carrier owl (virtually, he's a fantastic typist), leonardo dicapriowl

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from: ari@insanejournal.com
to: celeb@insanejournal.com
SUBJECT: let's get incohearent yee (this isn't spam i promise)
DATE: may 2020

hi bbluvs! ♡ i hope y'all are hanging in there !! i thought we could use a lil friends page wide activity up in here and wanted to play a game of incohearent with you (also recently made popular by da "guess the gibberish" ig filter) here's how it will work:
1. i will make a post in gab on tuesday, may 12 @ 9pm est/6 pst
2. all replies will be screened (besides my incohearent card)
3. i will drop my unscreened comment w the card i draw from my box and allow y'all to go wild with screened guesses, feel free to comment w the first thing that comes into ur head and keep guessing until you get it right (there will, however be a time limit of 3 minutes per incohearent card i post)
4. after those 3 minutes i will reveal all screened guesses for shits & giggles (but pls don't shit yourself when you giggle though it's absolutely known to happen) & the person who got it correct first will earn a point
5. i will continue posting incohearents, screening and unscreening, originally i had planned to reach 15 points but now the winner will be determined by who has the most points after 45 minutes
6. the winner will earn an update pass made by yours truly or donated by camila or myself if we want to continue to play more another day !
to rsvp, hit the reply button and comment w the word "balls" or simply "i'm in" or call my toll free # at 1-800-@arigrande. my office hours are open for questions & suggestions (& date/time options for another round if tuesday does not work for u to join this one) if u have never played before and need an idea of what the game is here issa example though we will not be playing strictly by the rules of the actual game, i'm tryna simplify it.

here is an example of how it should go !


p.s. re: the unsolicited dik-dik pics email i accidentally sent out in a mass email last wk, i'm not sorry, dik-dik's are adorable

ariana grande
ceo of yuh enterprises
phone: 1-800-@arigrande
fax: who faxes anymore
sent by my retired carrier owl (virtually, he's a fantastic typist), leonardo dicapriowl
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