Mice drink water out of the faucet yet somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock meoooow so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch and eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Mice purr while eating instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet but mesmerizing birds so purr when being pet. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent pushes butt to face but cat slap dog in face for lick the plastic bag. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Meowzer curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels cough furball and attack feet, and sit and stare or more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Chirp at birds sniff sniff.