hello u beautiful, divine humanoids. first & foremost, thank u for subscribing to #remflightcrew, where u get a behind the scenes look at #remflightcrew missions and all the good shit inbetween! as part of your subscription package you will be receiving monthly postcards (using the latest & greatest advanced postcard technology) from space so don't forget   to   use   the  scroll   bar   over   here rumor has it they added a secret shooting star to this postcard, find her for a special treat !

holy fucking balls of flaming gas batman !! we have been in orbit for 90 earth days (that's the equivalent of 22.5 yrs on the home planet of gj504b, for my fellow gliesians.) we have had so many adventures out here and up here. galactic adventures including but not limited to: hitting the ski slopes of saturn's rings, bathing the hot springs of jupiter's red spot, celebrating my bb thank u, next's 3rd birthday on uranus, head banging in our helmets at spacechella hosted on neptune this year. afterall, neptune has the best acoustics for tunes. the spaceport has been exceptionally busy this time of year, now that everyone's hopping on the great space migration train. this morning i woke up to the most beautiful view of the blue planet hitting my window just right. she was glowing, she was divine. it made me miss you. but we're working hard up here, working hard & playing hard.

it has been the most rewarding to see chapter 1 of rem beauty receiving as much love as we've put into her at the rem lab space station. can't wait for y'all to see chapter 2. and 3. and 4. love u! stay hydrated. whether that's with your earth water or recycled & heavily filtered urine like the astronauts do. if you are interested in joining #remflightcrew on our next mission sign up at rembeauty.com ! if you are interested in buying some prime space real estate with aristronaut real yeestate: where we help find your perfect place in space, u can write to me at 8.5°N 31.4°E mare tranquillitatis, luna selene, milky way galaxy. or, like, just ping @arigrande! or pls allow 3-5 business eons for a telegram response. @aripotter♡

p.s. tune into the puppy bowl sunday feb 13 at 2est/11pst on animal planet & cheer on orange twins rescue's own bimini & tayce ! text "puppybowl" to 707070 or donate directly here to help support orange twins rescue. talk again soon, earthlings ♡ gotta jet !